Called mom to say "I just got laid off." didn't think today could get worse, but call dropped before she heard me say "off"
I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my mate. He said, "I don't follow you."
I was never my mother's favorite, which I guess would have been OK, if I wasn't an only child.
here => twitter.com/funnyoneliners
Офф, просто: Крис. ))))
There has been a twitter glitch, also known as a twitch.
xD