блабла раньшеПосмотрела пилот The Big Bang Theory. Просто оно так медленно качается, да... -)
ы, я в восторге. Гики прекрасны, просто абсолютно! )))) я в восторге.
Шелдон: Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered when she discovers your Luke Skywalker no-more-tears shampoo?
Леонард: It's Darth Vader shampoo.
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Luke Skywalker's the conditioner.
Ш: You're not done with her, are you?
Л: Our babies will be smart AND beautiful.
Ш: Not to mention imaginary.
UPD 6я серия.
блин, это прекрасно все прекрасно )))))
Пенни: Leonard, you're so great. Why can't all guys be like you?
Л: Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn't survive.
xDDDDD
UPD2 13я серия...
ыыы, все начало - ы! ))))) обсуждение это xD и дальше
Л: Sheldon, what, do I need to quote Spock's dying words to you?
Ш: No, don't.
Л: "The needs of the many..."
Говард: "... outweigh the needs of the few."
Ш: "Or the one." Damn it, I'll do it. (поднимает \V/)
UPD3 смешная серия. Только Шелдона все же жалко. ))) Не, я бы о таком страшно заботилась. Он такой... он такой... хочется защищать )))))
так и не пойму, все-таки... он совершенно не умеет с людьми, явно болевой этик, но что именно?.. такое эго, я имею в виду, ЭГО, скорее Балям свойственно. -) но резать правду и тп - Донам.
(и мне.)это!
(Пенни, насколько я вижу, им вопросы из
Trivial Pursuit задает. Про знаменитостей.
П:
Okay, here. "What man holds the record for being named the People Magazine's Sexiest Alive?"Ш:
(импульсивно-уверенно) William Shatner.Я: seconded! Л:
Wait. I don't think it's Shatner.Ш:
Then it's got to be Patrick Stewart.Л:
(кивает)П:
...No.вообще, очень около-трековская серия )) и краснорубашечники такие xD
о, и самый конец!
читать дальшеП: "Tweetie Bird tought he taw a what?"
Л: Romulan.
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...
П: Yes. He tought he taw a Romulan.UPD4
прячу-прячуneeeeeeerds
Радж: Also since the time machine doesn't move in space, you'll end up in 1876 Pasadena.
Г: And even if you can make it to Boston, are you going knock on the door and say to Mrs. Bell, "Hey, Mrs. Bell, big fan of your husband. Can I come in and watch him invent the telephone?"
Р: Mrs. Bell was deaf. She's not even going to hear you knock.
Ш: I have a solution. First, go into the future and obtain a cloaking device.
Р: How far into the future?
Я: (ожидающе) да-да?
Ш: If I remember correctly, Captain Kirk will steal a cloaking device from the Romulans on Stardate 5027.3, which would be January 10, 2328 by pre-Federation reckoning.
Я:
Л: I am setting the dials for January 10, 2328.
Ш: Why did you set it for the day before yesterday?
Л: Because I want to go back and keep myself from getting a time machine.
Ш: You can't. If you were to prevent yourself from buying it in the past, you wouldn't have it available in the present to travel back and stop yourself from buying it. Ergo, you would still have it. This is a classic rookie time-travel mistake.
Л: Can I go back and prevent you from explaing that to me?
Ш: Same paradox. If you were to travel back in time and, say, knock me unconscious, you would not then have the conversation that irritated you, motivating you to go back and knock me unconscious.
Л: What if I knocked you unconscious right now?
Ш: It won't change the past.
Л: But it'd make the present so much nicer.